Thursday, June 14, 2012


This sucks. I am sooo bored. Don’t get me wrong I still love that I’m here with my husband but I’m pretty sure I’m going to be writing a whole lot more often!

…’Cause there’s nothing else to freakin do.

So there is this yoga class in an hour that I’m supposed to go to and … you know make friends and stuff. But these other women?
Yeah, they terrify me. 

So far every one we’ve talked to thinks it’s a huge mistake that he brought me here that it’s just a waste of money and totally not worth it. 

Well, guess what asshats!?
I think it’s worth it.
My husband thinks it’s worth it. 

So, why don’t you just back off? 

Yesterday we went to the law office to sort some stuff out and even when I asked the women a question she addressed the answer to my husband. I am literally the scum on the bottom of your shoes lowly civilian lowest of the low dirt here.

I went from someone in college getting a degree to a total shit bag. 
Someone, they won’t even look at.
I don’t know what I’m doing or why I’m even here. 

When I’m with my husband everything is wonderful and I’m so happy I came but then when he leaves it’s like now what am I supposed to do? Besides it’s sweaty ball sack hot here and it’s not like there is anything to do even if I could go outside without melting into a puddle of cellulite. 

This fuckin’ sucks. 

Monday, June 11, 2012

Haiku Mondays

Holy Balls it’s too hot here.
And far too sunny.

Still waiting for my futon

Thursday, June 7, 2012

Hurrah Life

My father left this morning. 
He didn’t even bother to wake me up and say goodbye. 
By the time I got up at 6:00 he was gone.

I love my apartment!
It’s probably the nicest place I’ll ever live for the cost.
It’s cute and perfect for me and the amount of stuff I brought. I’m really happy with it. Now, if that blasted futon would just arrive so I could sleep on something other than a leaking air mattress everything would be perfect!

Seeing James every day is pretty much amazing. I’m still riding on that bliss. I’m sure soon it won’t be enough and I’ll be whining that I want him to live here with me or some such nonsense. But for right now it’s great!

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Aloha from Texas! (Yes, I know that's not right).

Hey look at me I’m in Texas!

I don’t get to see my husband until tonight after he’s done with class but I survived the drive with my Father and more importantly so did my dog and all of our crap. Now, I have to unpack and think about what’s next.

Monday, June 4, 2012

Haiku Monday

*Imagine southern accent*

Leavin’ this mornin’!
Can’t wait to see meh husban!
I’m goin’ to TEXAS!